Preliminary Questions
Do you live within a thirty-minute radius/are you comfortable commuting to Murray Hill or elsewhere in Manhattan to hang out with me?
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Are you crazy?
Can you supply a personal website or social media profile?
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Once I review your application, I will reach out to have a more formal, sit-down interview to be my friend in Manhattan. This interview will be videotaped and I will be posting the footage on social media. Are you able to report to Manhattan and spend at least an hour for the interview?
Open Questions
Why are you filling out this questionnaire?
I, too, have trouble connecting with people
How many "close friends" (by close friends I mean people that you see more than twice a month if they live in the tri-state area or if they are a long-distance friend that you speak with at least twice a month) do you have?
3
Do you listen to Billie Eilish? If so, why?
I do not
It's Saturday morning! What time are you up and what do you want to do with the day?
10am. Get coffee, go hang out with animals...
Have you ever had an existential crisis? How did it come about and what was your ultimate takeaway from it?
I am having one right now....I am overwhelmed by our society
You are at a party and a topic comes up that you could go on and on and on about that nobody else knows anything about. What is the topic and would you talk about it or not talk about it?
Oh. Anything animal related more specifically, opossums or pigeons. I would and have most definitely shared my thoughts with people. Hopefully to educate them
What do you think about feminism? How did you come to that conclusion?
I am a feminist
If there was an alternate reality in which you had a debilitating, life-altering addiction, what would you be addicted to?
Rescuing animals....and maybe sex, Monogamy being a definite
What are your dreams?
I want to be content. I strive for being at ease with myself and accepting myself as I do others. I don't need a lot. Just financial security and not having to worry about being safe. I want to make a difference in people's lives
Do you believe in ethical consumerism or is it a drop in a giant well that has already been dug by multinational corporations so it doesn't matter?
Ugh. Not a fan of capitalism or the rich destroying the rest of us
Multiple-Choice Questions
What qualities are most important to you in a friend
What is the worst thing on this list
Work is:
Which poet's writing do you most connect with?
Do you feel like you've lived one life or lots of lives?
How do you feel about answering all these questions:
Aristotle once said; "my friends, there are no friends." How do you feel about that:
Essay Question
Please describe a friend breakup you have gone through. If you haven't gone through a friend breakup, please explain why you think you have never gone through a friend breakup. Outline a major friendship in your life and explain why it is successful.
So I had a very intense very intimate friendship with a disordered person who I believe had personality abortedly personally disordered or is just outright sociopathic when I lost one of my animals that I felt very close to she told me to come over and she would you do talk me through it and when I went there [REDACTED]party and I didn't realize at the time when I picked up my drink that somebody had spiked it with Phantom oil So I went into cardiac arrest I had no heartbeat for 5 minutes ended up in the hospitand my so called friend would not give me the identity of the person who had drugged me the