Preliminary Questions
Do you live within a thirty-minute radius/are you comfortable commuting to Murray Hill or elsewhere in Manhattan to hang out with me?
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Are you crazy?
Can you supply a personal website or social media profile?
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Once I review your application, I will reach out to have a more formal, sit-down interview to be my friend in Manhattan. This interview will be videotaped and I will be posting the footage on social media. Are you able to report to Manhattan and spend at least an hour for the interview?
Open Questions
Why are you filling out this questionnaire?
I saw it on a pole next to central when I was with my friend and we thought it'd be fun
How many "close friends" (by close friends I mean people that you see more than twice a month if they live in the tri-state area or if they are a long-distance friend that you speak with at least twice a month) do you have?
3
Do you listen to Billie Eilish? If so, why?
Not on my own like I'll listen to her if she comes on but I don't like turn it on my own
It's Saturday morning! What time are you up and what do you want to do with the day?
10 am, if I have alot of hw I do that then I'll play video games or VC with my friends
Have you ever had an existential crisis? How did it come about and what was your ultimate takeaway from it?
Yeah I know I've had one I just can't remember why I did. It was probs smth like damn I don't wanna do engineering or whatever
You are at a party and a topic comes up that you could go on and on and on about that nobody else knows anything about. What is the topic and would you talk about it or not talk about it?
Yakuza lore yeah I will talk about it. Bayonetta lore too. Also the mlp songs and lore too but I wouldn't talk about that.
What do you think about feminism? How did you come to that conclusion?
I'm a woman and I agree with women.
If there was an alternate reality in which you had a debilitating, life-altering addiction, what would you be addicted to?
Lsd psychedelics, I feel like once I saw a different dimension or shit like that I'd be hooked
What are your dreams?
I don't remember it's just blank and I wake up. Jkjk I want to be a biomedical engineer I think that'd be fun
Do you believe in ethical consumerism or is it a drop in a giant well that has already been dug by multinational corporations so it doesn't matter?
I think it does matter but like there's nothing you can do about it
Multiple-Choice Questions
What qualities are most important to you in a friend
What is the worst thing on this list
Work is:
Which poet's writing do you most connect with?
Do you feel like you've lived one life or lots of lives?
How do you feel about answering all these questions:
Aristotle once said; "my friends, there are no friends." How do you feel about that:
Essay Question
Please describe a friend breakup you have gone through. If you haven't gone through a friend breakup, please explain why you think you have never gone through a friend breakup. Outline a major friendship in your life and explain why it is successful.
I don't really breakup with people more like they've just drifted away. I used to have people close to me like during highschool then we just stopped talking as much and drifted away. The closest friends Ive ever had just kinda always were there. Even if I didn't talk to them for like a month if I texted them they would text back. (I don't need 500 empty words for this question ngl. Also I'm a Sagittarius maybe you should put other on the above question instead of I hate astrology)