Preliminary Questions
Do you live within a thirty-minute radius/are you comfortable commuting to Murray Hill or elsewhere in Manhattan to hang out with me?
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Are you crazy?
Can you supply a personal website or social media profile?
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Once I review your application, I will reach out to have a more formal, sit-down interview to be my friend in Manhattan. This interview will be videotaped and I will be posting the footage on social media. Are you able to report to Manhattan and spend at least an hour for the interview?
Open Questions
Why are you filling out this questionnaire?
I want to be your friend!
How many "close friends" (by close friends I mean people that you see more than twice a month if they live in the tri-state area or if they are a long-distance friend that you speak with at least twice a month) do you have?
2
Do you listen to Billie Eilish? If so, why?
No
It's Saturday morning! What time are you up and what do you want to do with the day?
Latest noon. I like to rot in bed on saturdays and then maybe go for iced coffee and lunch
Have you ever had an existential crisis? How did it come about and what was your ultimate takeaway from it?
Yes! Nothing matters so might as well do everything for fun :)
You are at a party and a topic comes up that you could go on and on and on about that nobody else knows anything about. What is the topic and would you talk about it or not talk about it?
Why the Gilmore girls revival ruined the franchise. I’m very passionate about Gilmore girls lore in general but this in particular gets me riled up.
What do you think about feminism? How did you come to that conclusion?
I support womens rights and women’s wrongs.To me feminism is anything that benefits me personally. Boys buy me dinner and I sit there looking pretty. Seems like a fair trade.
If there was an alternate reality in which you had a debilitating, life-altering addiction, what would you be addicted to?
Coca-cola!!
What are your dreams?
I want to be an actress. I want to tell stories that matter or maybe just funny ones.
Do you believe in ethical consumerism or is it a drop in a giant well that has already been dug by multinational corporations so it doesn't matter?
Just because there’s no ethical consumption doesn’t mean you can’t be a mindful consumer! Shopping second-hand is infinitely better than buying fast-fashion.