Preliminary Questions
Do you live within a thirty-minute radius/are you comfortable commuting to Murray Hill or elsewhere in Manhattan to hang out with me?
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Are you crazy?
Can you supply a personal website or social media profile?
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Once I review your application, I will reach out to have a more formal, sit-down interview to be my friend in Manhattan. This interview will be videotaped and I will be posting the footage on social media. Are you able to report to Manhattan and spend at least an hour for the interview?
Open Questions
Why are you filling out this questionnaire?
Because REDACTED shared it in their story and I am friends with bridge and think they are funny and then I realized I have met you before at that event and ran into u outside the subway because you know REDACTED from REDACTED and [REDACTED] is my roommate
How many "close friends" (by close friends I mean people that you see more than twice a month if they live in the tri-state area or if they are a long-distance friend that you speak with at least twice a month) do you have?
10?
It's Saturday morning! What time are you up and what do you want to do with the day?
Up between 8 and 11 either I get up right away and walk around by myself or I stay in bed and then get up at 2 and walk around by myself
Have you ever had an existential crisis? How did it come about and what was your ultimate takeaway from it?
I have a lot and the takeaway is don’t think about it
You are at a party and a topic comes up that you could go on and on and on about that nobody else knows anything about. What is the topic and would you talk about it or not talk about it?
The difference between fir, spruce, pine and juniper trees and I would talk about it
What do you think about feminism? How did you come to that conclusion?
“ A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
What are your dreams?
2/11/23had a dream i typed my dream into my phonei was in my sisters childhood best friends room and asked if they redid their room then they made omelets for me to drive back to nyc and we had to carry them in the rain to the car. My gay friend couple were there and this girl biking in dirt and water doing tricks2/7/23at a ski chalet in whistler and a dude named Chris and max both wanted to swim with me and i kept leaning towards one but the other would pull me towards him and be like why are you leaning on max and then i was like i don’t wanna be with these dudes so i left the pool area and tried to invite my high school friends to come swim but they were all busy with finals 2/423i was in my building lobby with coworkers and we were about to go for a run and one was tying her shoes making fun of me and i was like it is spring or trimmy (as in christmassy) outside and there were so many strangers in the lobby it was funnyi was on the peninsula in washington and there was a forest and i was going through it and there were so many animals and the ponds were white and so many turtles2/3/23walking around brooklyn trying to park and then i found a new house by myself because i had to pee and no one knew i was there so i felt weird and the sun was coming in really nicely2-1-23i had really long nose hairs that i noticed at the office1/31/23i was exhaustedly trying to put up orange curtains in my room in maine to make it bigger in here but it wasn’t really doing anything1/29/23I was at a wedding and the bride lost her necklace we have her and we all tried to find it then we started fighting and we’re all trying to keep it and someone had it and dropped in it a boat and was like damn it’s in the ocean now then an influencer saw it floating and jumped in after it and kept it without telling anyone then we all started being like okay it’s gone it’s funny we love each other then we went out a window to go on the dock one last time and it was so funny we were all dressed for the wedding and we fell into the water and we were like lolllllll ok1/28/23I was sleeping in a room with my roommates and I kept squishing cockroaches and one was making a video project about a song and then I left to go out and came back and my aunt was like “you guys go to bed” and I was like…..stop…1/13/23i was with my professor in our office and everyone got locked in for the night. a bunch of people say somewhere else and they were complaining but ne and the prof were laughing sooooo hard working on a big project. he’s was studying community and capitalism and making web projects and was being so. flirty. then he looked at me and kissed me and we had sex1/6/23i was supposed to sculpt a skull out of ice and then bring it on the train without it melting so i was using elmer’s glue to keep gluing it back together12/31/2022i went swimming in a pool with my seattle friend and it was pretty fun, it was kind of flirty but i liked it. and i didn’t feel bad when i let him get close to me because i thought “well he’s emotionally unavailable anyways.” then we switched pools and my old roommates were there. i took photos of them then we all went to the change room but i realized i entered a different way so i had to go to the other change room where i left my stuff. i couldn’t find it and i had to pee and i got so lost in this huge complex taking ski lifts around and thinking oh no i’m only getting further away from my stuff. then i realized i was dreaming and that’s why i couldn’t find the bathroom so i woke up.
Do you believe in ethical consumerism or is it a drop in a giant well that has already been dug by multinational corporations so it doesn't matter?
I believe in ethical consumerism but only because it gives me sanity
Multiple-Choice Questions
What qualities are most important to you in a friend
What is the worst thing on this list
Work is:
Which poet's writing do you most connect with?
Do you feel like you've lived one life or lots of lives?
How do you feel about answering all these questions:
Aristotle once said; "my friends, there are no friends." How do you feel about that:
Essay Question
Please describe a friend breakup you have gone through. If you haven't gone through a friend breakup, please explain why you think you have never gone through a friend breakup. Outline a major friendship in your life and explain why it is successful.
I don’t have friend breakups because I keep everyone at arms length so that I am liked by most and not often close enough to people to be ex communicated and I certainly would never deem someone an ex friend but then I have my favourite close friendships are ones I go on a walk with and talk about updates once every few weeks or go on a walk and chat over the phone I am kind of a wide and shallow net person and often wonder if I will experience true closeness ever and maybe it’s not for me then I think maybe a lot of people feel this way thanks for sharing this form I had fun filling it out I hope you have a good sunday